So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Jerry, you need to find god
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Randomize
