Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Randomize
