so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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