The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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