Don't you send me to vm
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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