they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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