i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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