Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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