what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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