I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
It's just like the Real World with babies
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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