I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Randomize
