Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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