So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
