I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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