guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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