Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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