that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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