she was so not down for the gang bang
her vagine was all disorganized.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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