i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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