is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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