I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
You are the jesus of drinking
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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