He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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