im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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