is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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