im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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