you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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