It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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