he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Shame - the story of my life.
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