Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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