if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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