Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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