he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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