I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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