Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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