She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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