Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I lost the right to judge tonight
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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