this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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