Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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