he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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