Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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