You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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