Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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