I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
She announced her abortion via fbk
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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