i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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