he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Everything about him screamed your future.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
We just shotgunned beers for America
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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