you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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