When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
They have beer where we have blood.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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