Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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