Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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