I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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